Prompto's Voicemail.

[hashtag_chocobro]

"~~Prompto's phone~~! But, aw, man, bummer! You probably juuuust missed me! But don't sweat it, dude, just leave me a message! I'll try to get back to you faster than you can say 'chocobo.' Haha, okay, so maybe not that fast, but you get what I mean. See ya!"

**BEEEP!**

Comments

[hashtag_chocobro]

On the one hand, that sounded absurd and a million times made up.

On the other hand, this was Nina.

Please don't any of you get stuck as kidnapped vampire brides.

The threat of which...yeah, still not quite fitting his expectations for an enjoyable vacation, though he was pretty sure they'd have no trouble at all taking care of that.

[bookbeltof_love]

Nina considered that.

Not even if, like, that turns out to be the best way to have the most fun??????????????

[hashtag_chocobro]

Prompto stared at his phone for a long moment as he tried to decide that the three layers of universe separating them right now was enough for him to be bold enough to say the first response that popped into his head at that.

He decided that it was.

But just barely.

well, if that's what you're into: get it, gurl.

[bookbeltof_love]

It took Nina a... a good while to respond to that. Mostly because she was too busy burying her face in her pillow to muffle her laughing fit at that response.

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who was he and what had he done with Prompto???

[hashtag_chocobro]

You're right. I didn't. I wrote it.


And he hadn't done anything with Prompto but bring him home, to hang out in his best friend's apartment and text girls after a long day of hard work and pushing past insecurities. Which was all feeling pretty great just then.

[bookbeltof_love]

I'm feeling SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, that was another pile of incoherent emojis sent his way.

Since that was, clearly, the best way to express her feelings.

[hashtag_chocobro]

And, really, she was only making it worse for herself now.

if I'm not invited to the wedding, do I still have to send a gift? Which is better for bloodsucking, a goblet or a chalise???

[bookbeltof_love]

You keep that up mister and I'll find you and kick your bum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And wouldn't that be a way for her to show up in Insomnia, huh?

We're going to kill the groom, not marry him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!