Prompto's Voicemail.

[hashtag_chocobro]

"~~Prompto's phone~~! But, aw, man, bummer! You probably juuuust missed me! But don't sweat it, dude, just leave me a message! I'll try to get back to you faster than you can say 'chocobo.' Haha, okay, so maybe not that fast, but you get what I mean. See ya!"

**BEEEP!**

Comments

[bookbeltof_love]

Did you know Iggy's been here, like, two weeks and he's ALREADY married?????????????

Okay, he was married due to tiny Nina's misunderstanding but it was funny.

And yes, yes indeed that was sent to all of the boyos.

Including Iggy.

Again, it was funnier that way.

[hashtag_chocobro]

Oh, like Prompto hadn't been all over radio the moment Ignis said that he was likely to be a little late getting back on account of needing to get his bearings again after 'one of those weekends'.

omg!!! do u think he'll be mad that i didn't get him a wedding gift??????

[bookbeltof_love]

I mean, like, PROBABLY???????????? Wedding gifts are PROPER ETIQUETTE????????

A beat.

Though what you'd get him and Seivarden is, like, a mystery?????? Some risque gloves?????????? A keurig???????

[hashtag_chocobro]

i'm pretty sure ig would DIE at the mere SUGGESTIOn of a keurig! but maybe some nice cookware? a fancy teaset?

poor gladio, tho. with me & noct and igs & seivarden, that officially makes him the fifth wheel!!!

[bookbeltof_love]

That's what makes the keurig funny tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seivarden would hate it too, even though it does tea!!!!!!!!!

It would be genuinely amazing.

She was sort of tempted to get them one now. Just for the giggles.

And you and Noct???????????? Something you're not telling meeeee?????????

[hashtag_chocobro]

ummmmm hello? bridal suite? parents weekend? just because you officially have a new dad, nina, doesnt mean you can just forget about ur other 2!

[bookbeltof_love]

Nina laughed, cackling a little.

Ohmygosh, I could never forget you two!!!!!!!!!!! I just got lost in the majesty of Ignis and Seivarden!!!!!!!!!

[chef_chocobro]

And, of course, Ignis had caught up with the radio broadcasts very soon after Prompto had pointed out some very key details to him about the one on Saturday.

Somehow, I don't quite see the proclamation of a very imaginative child in a radio booth surrounded by squirrels holding up in the court of law regarding my apparent matrimony. Seivarden is a fine roommate, but I don't quite think she's my type.

[bookbeltof_love]

Nina giggled.

You're just shy, right??????? I got you!!!!!!!!! That's why I took it upon myself to let the guys know!!!!!!!!!!!

No shame, Ignis!

[chef_chocobro]

No stone left unturned, in true Nina fashion. I'll be sure to thank you in person the next time I see you.

[bookbeltof_love]

For the record, I have two cases of Ebony with your name on them if you're nice to me!!!!!!!!!!

Sure, they'd been meant as a gift but this was a gift too.

The gift of mostly benign blackmail.

[chef_chocobro]

Wouldn't you know it? There just happens to be a case of Ebony right here with my name on it as well. As well as likely in the backroom at Turtle & Canary. And in the pantry at the apartment. It isn't exactly a scarce commodity, Nina.

But it is a good thing that I wouldn't dream of being anything but nice, regardless.

It's just that he and Nina seemed to have a different opinion on what exactly 'nice' entailed.

[bookbeltof_love]

I suppose I could inflict a caffeinated ME upon you instead...........

Which was a mildly terrifying thought, even for her.

Since now I'm going to have to do something with all this Ebony.......

[sword_chocobro]

And this was definitely one of those instances where Gladio was just not going to ask, because he knew if he asked, he'd find out alllllllll about it...

...well, he was probably going to find out about it, anyway, regardless, but still...

[i_hate_beans]

And then there was Noctis.

I'm not even going to ask.

Despite knowing full well that texting that was just as good as asking.

[bookbeltof_love]

Ohmygosh, Noct!!!!!!!!!!!! You've got to listen to this!!!!!!!!!!!

A nicer person would tell him about the abrupt volume change in the middle of it but, like, that was part of the charm?

[i_hate_beans]

Oh, Nina. If only you could have seen Noctis' face through that whole processes.

And when he managed to recover at the end of it, all she was getting was:

well, that was....something.

He still hadn't decided exactly what that something was yet, no.

[bookbeltof_love]

Amaaaaaaaaaazing, right???????? What should we get Iggy as a present?????????

She was terrible and it was great.

[i_hate_beans]

i'd say maybe a honeymoon cruise, but good luck with that. we can barely manage to keep him on the island for more than a weekend

And not for lack of trying! It was going to be harder than ever now that he'd even had his first taste of Fandom weirdness!

lifetime supply of cup noodles?

No, Noct, this was a present for Ignis, not you.

[bookbeltof_love]

I don't think he'd appreciate that!!!!!!!!!

Though...

But IMAGINE his face if we did??????????????