Prompto's Voicemail.

[hashtag_chocobro]

"~~Prompto's phone~~! But, aw, man, bummer! You probably juuuust missed me! But don't sweat it, dude, just leave me a message! I'll try to get back to you faster than you can say 'chocobo.' Haha, okay, so maybe not that fast, but you get what I mean. See ya!"

**BEEEP!**

Comments

[bookbeltof_love]

What???????? You wouldn't want to celebrate it even with your friends???????

He could see the sad-girl eyes he was giving him because she was sending him a selfie, looking positively distraught.

[i_hate_beans]

Didn't you start this whole conversation pointing out how much I hate the whole prince birthday thing? The more people know, the bigger a deal it becomes. Too risky.

Although the sad-girl eyes made a convincing argument.

[bookbeltof_love]

Because we’d be celebrating Noct-the-dweeb’s bday and not the royal prince!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, Noct!

If you think Prompto wouldn’t be your friend if you weren’t the prince then I’m going to come over there and smack some sense into you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i_hate_beans]

I never said that.

Prompto was the one with the weird hang-ups about that, not him...

And I'm not a dweeb.

He so totally was.

[bookbeltof_love]

You so totally are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, Noctis, in what world were you not a dweeb.

It's okay though, we still love you!!!!!!!!!