hashtag_chocobro: (frustration)
Prompto Argentum ([personal profile] hashtag_chocobro) wrote2021-05-04 07:34 am

Wiz Chocobo Post; Duscae, Eos; Tuesday Morning [05/04].

It didn't take long for the guys to parse together why Prompto seemed particularly distracted and glued to his phone (much more than usual, anyway!) These past few days, and it didn't take long for them to realize why this sudden message from Yang about her tournament was going to be a problem. So they got together and tried to figure out if there was anything that could potentially distract Prompto more than his ex's fighting tournament.

And the answer to that was chocobos.

It satisfied Ignis, too, since it meant they could run practical protocols on attempting to travel outside the city 'undercover' and without drawing attention to themselves.

So far, they'd done a fair job, too, but it wasn't that hard, when, out of uniform, they really did just come off as a bunch of nerdy city boys getting out to the countryside for a few days.

Plus....CHOCOBOS! Between racing on the track, riding around the area, and even getting shots of the Disc of Cauthess, Prompto had been successfully distracted from his phone. For a while, anyway. It was no surprise that he woke up before Noctis, although Ignis and Gladio were already up, the former working on breakfast outside the caravan where they stayed, the latter doing some morning exercises (much to the appreciation of some early morning workers). So Prompto just had to wait for the right moment to slip right past them, drifting over by the chocobo pens, and, when he figured he'd slipped away enough to avoid being noticed, went to reach for his phone to finally catch up with what he had missed.

Only to find nothing there in his pocket.

"Oh, no!" he realized with dread clenching his stomach. "My phone!"

It...it must have fallen when they were out riding!

"Son of a---!"

It was going to be such a pain trying to find it out here!!

[[ because my boyo is still very squishy and must be protected, at least until Saturday mwa ha ha. NFB for distance, but definitely open for communique, even if you'll have to go through another chocobro to reach Prompto atm! ]]
bookbeltof_love: (plotting)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is Prompto ignoring meeeeeeeeee????????????????????????!

Little sister was not used to waiting for an answer from Prompto!

Rude!

And, yeah, all the boyos were getting that text. Including Prompto just in case some jerk had his phone.
i_hate_beans: (tsch really?)

[personal profile] i_hate_beans 2021-05-04 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if Noctis wasn't willing to field this one...he'd probably end up getting wrangled into fielding this one anyway.

he's not. He lost his phone. We're all out here in the wilderness looking for it

The whole thing was really making Noctis wish he'd thought of just stealing the damn thing and just pretending it was lost.
bookbeltof_love: (Default)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
omg and you’re not live streaming this??????!!!!!!!?!!!!?!!!

Nina’s priorities were firmly in place now that she knew it was just idiocy and nothing serious.
i_hate_beans: (doubtfully amused)

[personal profile] i_hate_beans 2021-05-04 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
believe me, it's not nearly as exciting as you think it is

Unless Nina was super into watching four clueless dudes wandering the woods, finding nothing but potions and metal shards and debased coins.

did you need him?

I'd hand him my phone but I'm afraid he'll lose that, too
bookbeltof_love: (judging you)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
lol he totally would

She loves you Prompto, but............

And really Nina would probably be totally happy to keep a live stream like that on in the background for... longer than she should.

Ngl mostly I wanted to pretend the moose got his and Iggy’s classes mixed up and ask Prompto about his cooking class plans???????????????? He gives funnier responses than Iggy
i_hate_beans: (amused headtilt)

[personal profile] i_hate_beans 2021-05-04 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A wet mop gives funnier responses than Iggy.

But, by that point, Noctis's clear distraction from looking and the soft laugh that slipped out of him as he looked at his phone was starting to catch the attention of the others.

"Who are you texting?" asked Prompto, being this long without his phone starting to make his fingers itch a little, so he went over to try and peer over Noctis's shoulder. Noctis deftly moved away.

"Your sister," he informed Prompto. "Says the moose messed up your classes, so now you're teaching cooking and Specs has got photography."

"W-what?" Prompto gawked at him for a moment. "That....I can't teach cooking! Not unless they want the whole place burned down. Here." He reached for the phone; Noctis, again, moved away deftly. "Let me see that."

"Get your own phone," said Noctis. "Oh, wait."

"Hilarious," said Prompto, glowering at him. "You're a real comedian over here, you know that?"
bookbeltof_love: (Default)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nina felt... okay, no, she didn’t feel bad for laughing about that.

She did spam a bunch of hearts and stars though just to express her glee and oh so coincidentally really get that text off the immediate screen.

and like it’s totally tragic but everyone knows the moose doesn’t budge once a decision is made!!!!!!!!!!!!
bookbeltof_love: (hear that?)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
he totally did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liar, liar pants on fire!

What are you going to cook first ?????????! Can we do s’mores???????? It’s camp cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure. ‘Cooking’.
bookbeltof_love: (hand on hip)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay but I want you to make it over a campfire with nothing but a stick to cook it with!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s right no pot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would end terribly and she knew it.
suspicious_stranger: (Default)

[personal profile] suspicious_stranger 2021-05-04 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And wouldn't you know? As it so happened, some jerk did have his phone!

Some jerk who certainly couldn't begrudge one form of entertainment being interrupted by a possible new one.

It appears as though he is quite indisposed at the moment. Deeply in pursuit of a wild chocobo chase, it would seem.
bookbeltof_love: (fake smile)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. Um.

It was probably bad that Nina’s first reaction to that was glee, right? Oh my gosh, some jerk had his phone.

That, like, doesn’t sound like you plan to give it back???????????? Ohmygosh are you keeping it?????????? There’s a lot of way ridiculousness on there you know!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s probably contagious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suspicious_stranger: (Default)

[personal profile] suspicious_stranger 2021-05-04 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Rest assured, the entertainment value of this particular distraction is guaranteed to have diminishing returns the longer the fiasco continues. It might behoove you to suggest that he perhaps consider a more complex passcode going forward, though.

A moment later, this message was followed up with:

He DOES have quite the abundance of cute puppy videos, though, doesn't he?

And a little after that, after an incredibly brief consideration; one didn't want to show too many cards so quickly, but it was just so much FUN to simply go all in:

And his resemblance to his father is remarkable. Uncanny, really!
bookbeltof_love: (mistakes were made)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Nina gave a deeply unflattering squawking noise at that last bit.

um, what??????????????? You know dad, phone thief????????????????

Nina was intrigued! Enthralled! Concerned!
suspicious_stranger: (Default)

[personal profile] suspicious_stranger 2021-05-04 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that's a bit harsh, don't you think? I have stolen nothing. I merely found something on the ground where quite possibly anyone could have found it, and I am simply delaying its inevitable return. All things in good time, and I should think it was a bit of luck that I happened across it before some nefarious and troublesome creature got its hands on it instead!

Who could have expected, after all, that what was supposed to be a nice routine stalking outside of the city would turn out to be such a completely nuanced joy to be had?
bookbeltof_love: (Default)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but despite the fact he had her brother’s phone, Nina couldn’t help but admire that response. It was perfectly empty of anything of importance and avoided her real question.

I mean, like, I suppose that’s true!!!!!!!!!!! Please accept my apology, random person who has my brother’s phone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any chance of getting it back???????????? Are their weird and nefarious things lurking about where you are?????????????
suspicious_stranger: (Default)

[personal profile] suspicious_stranger 2021-05-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Apology appreciated and graciously accepted. And you have my word that I have no intention of keeping it in my possession for too long. Just long enough to keep them on their toes a bit, and perhaps to even learn a lesson. The youth of today, so careless! I suspect he will be far more cautious from now on.
Edited 2021-05-04 21:41 (UTC)
bookbeltof_love: (Default)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-05 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Nina laughed, choosing to leave her requests about getting the phone back behind for a second since it wasn’t getting her anywhere anyway.

I tell him that all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it’s, like, a dumb guy thing???????????? It’s honestly kind of endearing, if exasperating, as his sister................ you know what I mean??????????
bookbeltof_love: (repeat that?)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Some time later, the boyos were getting another text from her.

You might as well call off the search!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some rando has it!!!!!!!!!!! They texted me!!!!!!!!!

Which was both a heads up about the phone and a warning that whatever Prompto had had on there that was sensitive information was likely compromised.
chef_chocobro: (using my phone)

[personal profile] chef_chocobro 2021-05-04 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Perhaps technically speaking, a random person should be easier to find than something as small as a phone, but this news did not exactly bode well in Ignis's opinion.

A quiet fell over them all with this message, and, after a moment to just look at Prompto in a way that he could feel a sort of dread clenching his stomach all of a sudden, no one needed to say anything to decide who would be fielding this one.

Some rando? I don't suppose you have any more information than that, do you?

On the bright side, at least Prompto's phone wasn't likely to have too much sensitive information connected to it at all, or really anything but cute puppy videos and an adundance of selfies...
bookbeltof_love: (No you!)

[personal profile] bookbeltof_love 2021-05-04 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Still working on it!!!!!!!!!!!

Because, like, Random was never getting rid of her now.

Please hold and your call will be answered in the order that it was received!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chef_chocobro: (arms crossed look over)

[personal profile] chef_chocobro 2021-05-04 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
See what details you might be able to parse out and keep us updated.

Ignis honestly did feel a little better knowing it was Nina on their end of things in this situation, although nothing about this situation felt remotely good.

We'll head back to the Post and perhaps ask around. Maybe someone saw something or might recall who it may be.

Or perhaps they could just supsiciously eye anyone with a phone out and texting.