On the bright side, he was much more likely to be sabotaged by mistletoe or tangled in lights this time of year than anything truly bad…

"You just came in and collapsed, didn't you?????????????????" she asked, making no move to, you know, abandon her position here. "You need a hot shower and food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sleep, sure, but you can't sleep now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or, well, he could but she'd pout about it.