"Only at Fandom," Yang joked, going over to his dresser to steal some pants of some sort. "Sooooooo...usually after a week like last week, around this time of year, Fandom likes to send kids from possible or alternate futures to run around for a weekend and make people hope their condoms worked."

YANG THERE IS A KID IN THE ROOM.

"This is the first time I've ever had one, thought." Yang looked over at the kid, who looked a LOT like she had as a kid. "What's your name, Princess Pigtails?"

She only sounded calm and collected. Yang was mentally flipping out.